u know he dead
*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
do you ever spill something and literally just let it sit for a few hours cause youve lost all will to give a shit
I know deep in my heart that Dean is a bottom
if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497
i just set it up and it seems to be working
if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this
you got me fucked up if you think i know what im doing w my life tbh
when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u
73 followers and none of y’all can leave even “dick” as a suggestion
Anyone wanna leave suggestions on things I should draw?