Me: now son I'm very disappointed in you. When those bullies came for you and tried to mop your coins for your lunch gig what were you supposed to do?
Son: the three 'ha's
Me: which are?
Son: read ha, drag ha, slay ha
Me: Yaaaasssss kween!
10 hours ago on April 24th | J | 5,733 notes
Tagged as: #i need air 
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Mac DeMarco - Freaking Out The Neighborhood

Another favorite chillout spring-summer tune of mine. Hope y’all like it.

11 hours ago on April 24th | J | 0 notes

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

12 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 249,685 notes
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12 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 48,458 notes
Tagged as: #LMAO YEEEEESSSSS 
181,279 plays

12 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 31,447 notes

bosq:

Grass / Fire / Water

1 day ago on April 23rd | J | 59,315 notes

pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

1 day ago on April 23rd | J | 77,394 notes
fuckyeahvietnamesecrystal:

Sudowoodo knows how to say no to drugs.

fuckyeahvietnamesecrystal:

Sudowoodo knows how to say no to drugs.

2 days ago on April 22nd | J | 27,194 notes
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thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 22,501 notes
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bewbin:

bewbin:

my group supposed to make a video about the constitution but we got carried away and it ended up like this 

we got a F…for fun

3 days ago on April 21st | J | 28,218 notes
Tagged as: #im so confused 

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

3 days ago on April 20th | J | 46,866 notes
Tagged as: #omg 

i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day 

3 days ago on April 20th | J | 53,848 notes

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

3 days ago on April 20th | J | 137,235 notes

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

3 days ago on April 20th | J | 78,990 notes