bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

1 hour ago on September 22nd | J | 66,169 notes
Tagged as: #omg 
17 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 42,816 notes

shawarmasarmy:

howmanytuesdaysdidyouhave:

fashanniesta:

narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA

WHOA

image

WHOA

WHOA

19 hours ago on September 21st | J | 323,624 notes
[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then
1 day ago on September 21st | J | 17,175 notes
Tagged as: #me 
1 day ago on September 21st | J | 301,315 notes
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
1 day ago on September 21st | J | 433,955 notes

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

1 day ago on September 21st | J | 19,301 notes

pussylipgloss:

*runs up to you panting* dey busstin it wide ova deah

2 days ago on September 20th | J | 5,000 notes
Tagged as: #omg 
2 days ago on September 20th | J | 2,910 notes
3 days ago on September 19th | J | 80,933 notes

whitegirlsaintshit:

modelingschool:

elijahd0m:

Cykeem White & Alexander Dominguez

okayyyy. 

*train emoji*

3 days ago on September 18th | J | 18,279 notes

maybe i’m way too thirsty for Bo Burnham because he kind of reminds me of my Hot Philosophy Professor 

3 days ago on September 18th | J | 1 note
Oedipus was the first motherfucker.
Bo Burnham (via rampaiger)
4 days ago on September 18th | J | 160 notes
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

Bo Burnham

“Welcome to the Show”

(via boburnhamquotes)

4 days ago on September 18th | J | 473 notes
era005:

Does anyone ever wonder how many zip up hoodies Bo Burnham must own?

era005:

Does anyone ever wonder how many zip up hoodies Bo Burnham must own?

4 days ago on September 18th | J | 378 notes