kanyewesticle:

u know he dead

kanyewesticle:

u know he dead

27 minutes ago on July 30th | J | 165,050 notes
me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it
1 hour ago on July 29th | J | 29,667 notes

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

3 hours ago on July 29th | J | 7,513 notes

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

3 hours ago on July 29th | J | 350,573 notes

staceythinx:

Selections from Tallmadge Doyle’s ethereal Celestial Mapping Series

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 36,509 notes

thexgracefulxrose:

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

damn

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 244,451 notes

narcotic:

do you ever spill something and literally just let it sit for a few hours cause youve lost all will to give a shit

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 48,398 notes
1 day ago on July 28th | J | 3,615 notes

I know deep in my heart that Dean is a bottom

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 2 notes

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 23,850 notes
you got me fucked up if you think i know what im doing w my life tbh

you got me fucked up if you think i know what im doing w my life tbh

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 7 notes

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

image

2 days ago on July 28th | J | 165,403 notes

73 followers and none of y’all can leave even “dick” as a suggestion

2 days ago on July 27th | J | 0 notes

Anyone wanna leave suggestions on things I should draw?

2 days ago on July 27th | J | 1 note

bottomjared:

sexuality: 

image

2 days ago on July 27th | J | 6,398 notes